sNarking @ something or other

RT@warrenellis: I am The Wise Man Of The Forest. Do not concern yourself with my lack of clothes.Or the Things nesting in my pubes. For I am Wise.

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It was time to change up the goat.

Hazzing ambrosia in an italaian pot.

#pipesmoking

"Irish Catholics say tree stump looks like Mary" Really declaring you see god/elvis should = immediate execution. #kooks #religion http://ping.fm/rbhJZ

Would someone just shoot this lame horse and put it out of everyone's memory? #nyt #printmedia #deaddeaddead http://ping.fm/IRSvM

Oh yeah Google baby, talk dirty to me. "Google's OS escalates Microsoft duel" #googleOS #microsoft http://ping.fm/Gam9d

RT @warrenellis #1stdraftmovielines: "Luke, I'm not actually your father but I'd really like it if you called me Daddy and wore these special trousers."

The end is nearish. "Google, Microsoft chairmen share laugh together" #christ #anti-christ http://ping.fm/hnSLW

EVERYONE PANIC!! "Ebola found in Philippine pigs for first time" #ebola #pigs #ohshit http://ping.fm/QH56o

"Abortion pill used in a quarter of US abortions" seriously, why isn't this shit in the water supply? #abortionpill http://ping.fm/HOJhU

Huh what? I always get my dentistry performed whilst naked. #dentist #naked http://ping.fm/a4H2t

Seriously I should stop making fun of MJ, if anyone was a walking talking zombie it was him, and like I want my brain eaten by someone wearing a glittery glove? #mj #freak #pedophile #michaeljackson

Freakshow for a freak. #freakshow #mj #michaeljackson #pedophile http://ping.fm/nXuTZ

Freak show for a freak. #freakshow #mj #michaeljackson #pedophile http://ping.fm/EarC8

So L.A. pays for all pedophile funerals? #michaeljackson #pedophile #funeral
http://ping.fm/tvcLl

So L.A. pays for all freakshow-pedophile funerals?
http://ping.fm/1Rvd6

Live longer--starvation. Ehmm Fuck you, thanks. "Monkeys live longer on low-cal diet; would humans?" #sonotworthit http://ping.fm/2OoDN

'nother good thing about having Dem's in the WH we get to cure diseases again. #stemcell #democratshttp://ping.fm/3R3dc

Microsoft announces another double-fisting sized security gape in XP. http://ping.fm/NsKIO #microsoft #securityhole #fisting

Foxnews goes off-script regarding Palin "The Woman Is Inarticulate, Undereducated" Oh snap! Man somebodys ass in the sling. #palin #foxnews http://ping.fm/okK7L

Yippee!! "Former Defense Secretary McNamara is dead" the world has one less war criminal. http://ping.fm/NYys3 #mcnamara #warcriminal

I KNEW IT! Coffee may "reverse Alzheimer's"!!!
http://ping.fm/gPL2a #coffee #fuckdecaf

God, why? WHY do you let these things happen!!! "Man accidentally cuts off own penis" http://qurl.com/1cv74 #penis #choppedoff

Vice-president endorses mid-east terror-state. http://qurl.com/5vcls #biden #isreal #terrorism

Buffy's Spike & Angel make out as my pubic hair runs away in terror. http://qurl.com/bdwmy #buffy #spike #angel #vomit

Shitty TV show"Smallville" to go 16 seasons? WTF! http://qurl.com/rhryg #smallville #shitty

Cheap Trick release new album on 8-track. One sale to your uncle Dave predicted. http://qurl.com/5389s #cheaptrick #8-track

"Arctic sea lowest seen in 800 years." Nothing to see here, move along. http://qurl.com/zn1ck #globalwarming #artic

Former #Crackhead and current #dumbfuck Marion Barry arrested for stalking. What a douchebagger. http://qurl.com/6z5nt

#palin #stupid Former Alaska gov. and current village idiot, threatens to sue Internet: http://qurl.com/h8kv2

Man arrested for drawing 1ft penis on on TV. "A motive is not yet know." http://qurl.com/v2zdh #1ftpenis

contemplating a trip to beans and brews

#radio comp to radio interface

#pipesmoking hazzing Bullseye in a Cerci Horn.

#mobile Small gray cat to anyone who wants it--no questions asked.

That Palin Twat.

That Palin Twat.

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, the Republican Party's vice presidential candidate in 2008, said on Friday she will resign this month,

   

You mean we're free?  We don't have to listen to this dumb twat anymore?

an unexpected move that could signal a run for higher office.

SHIT!

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-R

Rush Limbaugh: Can we just shoot this fat fuck?

Rush Limbaugh:  Can we just shoot this fat fuck?

Is Rush Limbaugh trying to encourage a military coup against Obama?

It began on Monday, after the military coup in Honduras. Limbaugh went on the air and said this:

Limbaugh: So we've got hell breaking loose in Honduras. You know what we learned about Honduras? We learned the Obama administration tried to stop the coup. Now what was -- the coup was what many of you wish would happen here, without the military.

The next day, describing Obama talking to troops about the withdrawal from Iraq, he described the president thus:

"This is a guy who sought their defeat."

And then yesterday, he expanded on these thoughts even further:

This is Barack Obama, who led from the United States Senate his party into doing everything he could to ensure the defeat of the U.S. military. ... This party was doing everything it could to impugn and dishonor the military.

This thread of commentary clearly is pushing toward a single thought -- to push people in the armed forces into seeing Obama as a usurper and traitor, just like the Honduran president, and toward the idea that a similar military-based removal of him from office might be justified.

-R

#mobile

feeling melancholy

Nothing here that can't be fixed with a wall and a whole shitload of AK-47's

Nothing here that can't be fixed with a wall and a whole shitload of AK-47's

Matt Taibbi on how Goldman Sachs has engineered every major market manipulation since the Great Depression
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-R

#mobile

ahhh frick, am i tired

#mobile #DVD

Is watching Punisher Warzone again as it is the greatest movie ever made.

#mobile #pipesmoking

is hazzing Navy Flake in a sand-blasted Stove.

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#mobile #pipesmoking is hazzing Navy Flake in a sand-blasted Stove.

CDC: Private health care coverage at 50-year-low

ATLANTA (AP) -- The percentage of Americans with private health insurance has hit its lowest mark in 50 years, according to two new government reports.

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Nah, we don't need none of that socialistic-medicine!  Mr. Beck told us so!

"Hunny pass me 'nother twinkie from thar deep frier.

-R

Sheepfuckers REJOICE!

Baaad news? Global warming now shrinking sheep

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Like the wool sweater that emerges from the dryer a size too small, global warming seems to be shrinking sheep

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-R

Email from facebook support or how I can go fuck myself and my god cricket sucks ass .

Hi Rob,

Thanks for your interest in Facebook Mobile Texts.  We encourage you to talk to your mobile operator to let them know that you are interested in this service.

For now, please be aware that you can use our Mobile Uploads feature to upload photos, video and notes directly from your phone. You should also be able to access your account via Mobile Web at m.facebook.com or iphone.facebook.com for iPhones.

Thanks for contacting Facebook,

Sam
User Operations
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All I did was ask if they could manually validate my phone, as cricket does not support their SMS short-code.

Fucking reprobates.

-R

@violence i want to go to the desert and shoot stuff.

Well isn't this just dandy--pretend WMD's.

From The Australian:

Saddam Hussein faked WMDs to fool Iran

Flippin hell...

-R

Just one question:  Will they be providing air-sickness bags to the public at no charge?

Public Jackson Viewing At Neverland Scheduled For Friday.

Someone direct me to the vomitorium, please.

-R

Why Michael Bay Shouldn't be allowed to make movies.

By Krystal Clark

Why Michael Bay Should Only Make 90 Minute Movies

As I type this the Michael Bay blockbuster Transformers Revenge of the Fallen is already nearing…wait… just passed $400 million dollars in worldwide ticket sales.

90 minutes??? 90 MINUTE MOVIES??? This douche bag, along with people in his same class Uwe Bolle and Jerry Bruckhiemer shouldn't be allowed near a soundstage outside of Bollywood!

Why?

Because their films are absolute and utter SHITE!  They create cinematic abortions-on-film. 

Not even pedophiles should be forced to watch this sputem.  Seeing my money fly out the car window is more entertaining than these rancid-cornhole-discharges. 

I cannot conceive the words to describe these film atrocities.

I can sum it up easily in one phrase, "simple minds easily amused," at least we know what theaters they're playing in, now lets call in the air-strikes--start cleansing the gene-pool.

Now excuse me while I go battery-acid-wash my eyeballs.

-R